ARK: Survival Evolved

The Only Game Where You Can Get Bullied By A Dodo I bought this game thinking it would be a majestic, prehistoric adventure where I’d tame a majestic Tyrannosaurus Rex and ride it into the sunset. Instead, my first six hours consisted of spawning completely naked on a beach, punching a palm tree until my hands bled,…

I sacrificed all my friends to tame a trex. I was so happy I finally got one. However, moments later he got ganked by an alpha raptor. I cried. I then recruited a team of 20, 20 feet long alligators to absolutely maul the alpha raptor. That revenge gave me more dopamine then beating my ♥♥♥♥ does. 10/10 game.

Came back to play the game. 160Go for base game and 460Go with all DLCs. No i won't uninstall System32 to play this. Ark needs optimization, not another AI DLC.

I guess I am choosing would recommend based on the fact that here I am, playing it again, for the umpteenth time, after 11 years. There is no other game like it. There is a caveat to that, in that there are plenty of bugs, you lose things, time and dinos to a variety of crazy things that are unbelievably frustrating.

This game is a pittiful pit of despair and agony, onlly comparable to the last circles of hell. A buggy, addictive mess that keeps pulling me back in everytime I'm about to forget it. I had it on epic games, uninstalled it there but somehow it crossed my mind to purchase it on steam, I cannot escape this game, no ma…

I have way too many hours in this game. At one point, ARK basically became a full-time job. I stayed awake just to make sure my baby dinosaurs survived, matured properly, and got their imprints. Forget sleep, I had responsibilities. This game is incredibly addictive and ridiculously fun. Building bases, taming dinos…